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Alpha Rick
by Mari Villarreal
"Omega's are supposed to stay quiet. Omega's are supposed to obey. Omega's are supposed to do EVERYTHING I fucking say!" I lived each day in fear for my life. I was the pack's slave, tortured, beaten, and treated worse than scum. To my pack- I was a nobody, especially to our alpha-to-be, Alpha Jaxon. But when he finds I am his mate, he takes it upon himself to reject me, and make my life hell. After all, how can a strong alpha be mated to the pack’s scum, right? One destined night, a visiting pa…
Kiss Me Not
by Eustoma_Reyna
Excerpt:"Just strip, will you.." Hearing her command, he smiled viciously. Stepping closer to her, he whispered, "Why don't you do the honors and satisfy yourself? This body and my whole existence are now all yours!"*Book 1: Kiss Me Not, My Prince*(Completed - Chapters 1 to 273)Brione Yu was a successful model/actor with philemaphobia (fear of kissing). She had everything one could ever dream of, but her world crumbled when she lost the most important person in her life. He was not only her best…
Let's Not Divorce
by sola_cola
I was a horrible husband, and a scumbag father.Having amnesia wasn’t an excuse.Even so, because of that, I lost my family instantly.In order to save Nero– my son and heir– I killed my daughter Neoma. And then I had to witness Mona, my neglected wife, die in front of me.Why did I have to regain all my memories at that exact moment?I wanted to die with Mona and Neoma.And, just when I thought I could finally be reunited with them, I opened my eyes and realized I turned back time.I returned at the e…
Not Yours (BL)
by Noor_8874
Dropped...[MATURE CONTENT]"What do you want, Johnathan?" Jonathan, with guilt or regret struck on his face, bows his head and says,"I have made a grave mistake, my Lord!" He says, and in his mind, 'The mistake of coveting what can never be mine.'
Being Reborn And Starting Off By Not Being A Simp
by Hometown 3,000 Miles Away
# RELAXEDLiu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend.Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him…
Not the Heroine, Not the Villainess, But a Side Character... or not?
by Shiena Gin
TAGS: Yuri, LGBT, Fantasy, Comedy, Reincarnation, RomanceReiré Norman remembered her past life as an eighteen-year-old high school girl. Having these new memories she realized that she was reincarnated into the world of her most favorite light novel, Fight for Love and Acceptance. As a character that never appeared in the novel, she has given up on seeing the story events, that was until fate had had something else in store for her. Now thrown into the story’s set environment, Roseward Academy, …
Not a Choice
by Wintermyne
Born with a beautiful face, intelligence above average, and existing liked by many people is not always a guarantee to make life filled with happiness and always get love from everyone. That's what a 17-year-old girl, Nadia Arsa Wijaya's feels.The beautiful girl has a very kind and polite personality to anyone, but all of that makes her hated by the people around her including her stepsister and even her biological father as well.However, since the arrival of a teenage boy named Rafandra Mahardi…
NOT MINE
by Incognito-Jane
Addy is a disgrace to the womankind. She doesn't know dresses exists and she has no girlfriend. Her stepsister Layne and her new stepmom hand out mental and emotional torture like they are candies. And her father's oblivious. Her only friend Frankie, is gay and too busy scoping out guys to really be much of a friend. One summer vacation changes everything and threatens to change everyone. Suddenly, everybody and everything are not what they seem. And Addy will be the one who bears the brunt of …
Lesbian But Not
by Beelieveinyourself
The so-called lesbian of an all-girls school is forced to participate in an experiment for her to study in a university full of hot guys! What could possibly go wrong?
not a same
by memogie
(gadis)Namanya gadis. Namun Nama anggun yang disemat kan dengan doa agar anak gadis ini akan menjadi anak gadis anggun dan penurut tak teramini olehnya.Kehidupan terlalu menyesakkan untuk nya. Berada di dalam sebuah keluarga yang tak mendukung pilihan hidupnya tak menjadikannya menyerah. Sifat nya yang keras membawanya kepada kehidupan yang diluar dugaannya. Pergi jauh untuk lari dari kenyataan seakan menjadisebuah kebiasaan. Hingga suatu saat ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang membuatnya tak bisa…
PUER MORTIS (Child of Death)
by Enma Eden
In a technological advanced age, set years after World War 3, humans have finally adjusted to the new world in which they found themselves by their own making. Unbeknownst to them, in their midst are Supernatural Beings of great power and intelligence, hiding perfectly away from their greedy sights.After many years of tears, blood and hardships, all Leilyn Xander wanted to do is to enjoy her much needed retirement and bask in the quietness the woods around her provided. All she wanted was to liv…
Not My Spook
by Tinnean
Quinton Mann, a highly ranked CIA officer, is used to being called the Ice Man. He’s astounded to discover himself in a relationship with Mark Vincent, not because Vincent is a man, but because he’s a top-rated WBIS agent. There they are though, for a total of five glorious days. But when Mark uses the excuse of going to Massachusetts for his mother’s funeral to end their relationship, Quinn’s not buying it.<br><br>No one screws with Mark Vincent. Even Mark doesn't screw with himself. Once he re…
NOT JUST FRIEND
by Om_Rengginnang
Fuyu ran away from home. He is disappointed with his father who turned gay after his mother left them.He also moved to a boarding house and met Aki. They then became friends. Classmate. Life companion. And a bedmate ... Is it true that they are just friends?
Forget Me Not
by Casper Graham
Jensen Morris is financially stable, and has been dating Milo Hawkins for more than fifteen years. Once in a while he feels as if something is missing, but he's probably imagining things.<br><br>Milo is a witch who works as an exorcist. His parents died many years ago, and his foster parents were murdered by demons a few years later. Milo thought he must be cursed and would never find stability and happiness until Jensen came along. Since then, Milo's life has been wonderful. Then Mariana, the l…
PAX MORTIS
by Shamas
In the relentless shadow of Ancient Rome, a man awakens in chains with no memory of his past. Named Lucius Mordus by circumstance, he finds himself thrust into the brutal world of gladiatorial combat—a nameless slave with nothing but his wits and fighting instincts.Unlike his fellow captives, who cling to hope or succumb to despair, Lucius faces his imprisonment with cold calculation. With no memories to constrain his morality or past attachments to weaken his resolve, he recognizes a fundament…
MUST NOT FAP
by Copy_Ninja
so these are some different fap stories that I made up. English is not my mother language so sorry in advance. ok enjoyNOTE:- I DON'T OWN THESE STORIES
Not My Sins
by DanitaMimi
“The daughters of a man like that doesn’t deserve to live.” The crowd chattered angrily, they were ready to tear them apart. “The princesses of Elderslot should be put to death.” She raised her head slowly, she glanced at the current emperor of the Aubreun Empire, he wasn’t very much different from how she remembered him; he was only dressed in the clothes of the imperial palace and his name had changed. “Heads down you insolent witch!” One of the palace guards snapped before smacking her cheeks…
Ready or Not
by bricrojamx
• • • • Don't Let Go Trilogy #1• • • •When I was just 5 years old, I used to love grandma's stories. Like, having an arranged marriage and being in love. It was magical but now that I really think about it, it's a bit silly.Why? It's simple. Less freedom.Girlfriends. Boyfriends. Sleep-overs. Parties. Journeys. You can't possibly do all of those things when your hands are tied.Besides, what if you don't love that person? And that you'll never, ever, learn to love that person? Can't you choose the…
I'm Not Barren
by sitiaisadiah201
Perjalanan rumah tangga yang Nathan dan Adelia jalani begitu manis pada awalnya, tapi ketenangan keduanya harus terusik oleh intimidasi dari ibu mertua Adelia. Mertuanya terus mendesak Adelia untuk segera memberikannya cucu, padahal Adelia dan Nathan juga menginginkan hal yang sama. Tapi tuhan masih belum mempercayai mereka untuk menjadi orang tua. Hingga dengan seenak hati mertua Adelia mengklaim jika menantunya itu mandul membuat perasaan Adelia hancur. "Jangan pernah pergi dariku, karena aku …